Conversio Virium

CV Meeting: Predicament Bondage with Dov

Are you being forced to choose between permanent student loans and a boring nine-to-five? How about standing on tiptoes to avoid the tug of nipple clamps? When either/or isn’t much of an option, you’ve got yourself a predicament. Join Dov as he teaches us the basic concepts and simple setups that lead to complicated choices.

CV Special Event: Fed Bash 2008!

The Fed Bash is Columbia University’s annual celebration of mayhem and debauchery. This year, we’ve given it a futuristic twist; sadistic cyborgs, aliens, and sexbots, don your favourite silver lamé jumpsuit and come show your support! There’ll be live bands, DJs, burlesque, Latin dance, drunken co-eds, and a special CV performance!

Lerner Party Space; $5 to get in, 2 IDs to drink, $3 beer!

Important: If you don’t have a valid Columbia/Barnard ID, you must RSVP to attend this event. You can RSVP by commenting here or by emailing us at conversio@columbia.edu. We promise, you won’t be disappointed.

CV Meeting: Brutal Affection with Felice Shays

303 Hamilton Hall is hot with anticipation for next Monday’s meeting. Join performance artist and sex-educator, Felice Shays, as she presents “Brutal Affection: Punching, Kicking, Slapping & Sex”:

It ain’t about the brawn. Regardless of your size, experience, gender, or physical ability, this highly interactive meeting uses scads of demos to teach you fierce, passionate methods of slam, slap, thud and mmmm. Learn to use your brain and a multitude of body parts to bring you and your partners to new found levels of physical, sensual, sexual intensity and intimacy. With humor, affection, straight talk, and smarts, Felice Shays will discuss and demonstrate technique, safety, partnered positions, head space, anatomy, and helpful items. Participation is optional—but we bet you’ll want more!